Hilarity taken from IDLYITW.com
"Bitter, scorned women everywhere are tossing their Haagen-Dazs in the air and high-fiving each other today, because The Daily Mail is reporting that Brad Pitt's relationship with Angelina Jolie is falling apart and to console himself, he's running back to Aniston."
Ok, let's get serious for a second.
Nothing against new media... but do tabloids really think writing about something enough times will make it true?
This is Brangelina we're talking about. A powerful duo of go-getting, gift-giving, great-looking man and woman who show no signs of slowing down. I mean, look at their kid count.... next thing you know it'll be 'Brad and Ange plus Eight'.
Let's remember who Aniston is... or at least who the media has portrayed Aniston to be for the past 5+ years.
A lonely girl with so much emotional baggage that she has not been able to keep a successful enough relationship since the Braniston split....and who is constantly cast in movies where she plays herself... aka.. "He's Just Not That Into You"... or "The Breakup".
Hilarious, really.
I don't know whether she does it on purpose because she knows they are easy roles to play because that is actually her life..or whether she's really got the upper hand on all of this and someday we're all going to find out that the joke is on us and really Jennifer was playing us all for fools and she's secretly been happily married for years and has enough kids to make a whole broadway production comeback of CATS.
Regardless, I'm not buying this Brad and Jen reunion.
Look at these two! They're every guy and girl's wet dream. You can't compare apples to pears.
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