How could you refuse a face like this?!

Here's hoping!

Hey everyone! I'm excited to tell you I have just applied for yet another position at MuchMusic... Since I didn't make the cut as VJ, I'm now trying my luck at being their social media junkie, which essentially means I'd be on twitter and facebook all day...

Yeah, I know... not any different from what I'm already doing! BUT...Now I get to do it with a greater purpose other than shamelessly promoting myself, and poking fun at bands who love to use autotune...AND! even better than that I get to fullfill my original dream which was really to just be able to CONNECT with an audience and SPREAD a message, making sure everyone felt taken care of and appreciated!

If you know me you know how big a social butterfly I am, and how much I love meeting new faces and places....

Wendy does an amazing job at not just being the online voice of muchmusic...but really connecting with the fans in such a way that they wanted to know HER... waiting on baited breath for her every word... I remember seeing chicks lined up with Wendy cheers when they were getting tickets for the MMVAs... Wendy is like a brand in herself... and that's what's amazing about social media. You can connect with so many people in real time, keeping them updated on what they care to know about, answering them questions, helping them out or listening where you can... blogging, tweeting, booking in the face... etc...

I am crossing my fingers, my toes, and my eyes for the chance for an interview with CTV/Globe.

Keep your abovementioned extremities crossed for me as well!

2..4...6..8..Speidi shouldn't procreate!

Lotsa baby mumbo jumbo happening on TV right now. Mainly, I wanna talk about the Speidi baby dramz... Is this a holiday thing? Like, the holidays come closer and so you figure 'hey you know what would make a GREAT accessory to my louis vuitton purse?.... a BABY!!'

Well, we know ONE girl who's definitely on the train to doomsville.
Ms. Heidi Montag, who I guess now is just Mrs.Pratt (terrible last name, by the way.... sounds more like the sound one makes when spitting bad food back into a napkin) seems to think that a baby is the next step in her married life..

I realize the Hills are scripted and they're about as real as Santa Claus (sorry,kids) but....

This woman's ready to do WHATEVER it takes to have a baby.
Pretty sure her idea of 'dessert' after 'cooking a nice meal for her husband' includes fertility drug and roofie cocktails.... She's on a mission... three puppies weren't enough, she needs a baby to fit into her purse too! THAT'S SO L.A!

Does anyone else agree that the LAST two people on earth who should be allowed to have a baby are Speidi? They can't even formulate proper english sentences, let alone go a day without fighting, or without their collective IQ being questioned...

Editor's note: Let it be known that when I tweeted:

is convinced @heidimontag & @spencerpratt are the LAST two people who should be allowed to have a child. Kids are not accessories/PR Stunts

it resulted on getting an email notification that Speidi were now following ME on twitter! Ha!
that lead to me replying with my version of 'thanks for following me....but not really'

@spencerpratt @heidimontag you guys got 3 puppies. be the brangelina of pets for all i care but please do not spawn off another you. 12:37 AM Nov 23rd from web

Anyway..back to the original point..
The sad part is that there are many women who in their life feel the need to do things like these for different reasons, whether to save a relationship, or to create a relationship,for a sense of self-worth...for a sense of 'responsability'...
Regardless of what the reason may be, bringing a child into the world is no easy task. There's no 'undo' button... you can't control alt delete it. It's there. Crying at 4am for you to change its diaper. Then crying at 4pm because you won't let it go out afterschool to play ball with the bros. Then crying at 4:44 because his EI check hasn't come in and he needs money for his fantasy hockey pool. Once a baby, always a baby!

Before any sort of babymaking happens.. I'd suggest Speidi visit a non-actor/real therapist, and seriously take a couple tips from Vince Vaughn in Couples retreat... haha! Spencer Pratt might be the most immature human being on this planet (beating Justin Bobby by MILES, which is saying something) and Heidi isn't too far behind...maybe there's something in the air over in the hills.... too much aerosol and peroxide from the amount of hairspray and bleach they wear in their hair? Who knows!

2..4..6..8 Speidi should not procreate.

Dez Diaz 4 MuchMusic VJ Search

Attention friends!!!

You've got 1 hour to make a HUGE difference in this little babe's life.

All you've gotta do is support me in my hopes to be the next host for MuchMusic (Canada's version of your mtv) this means I could hopefully get your favorite bands some airplay...

To help out... visit me at www.dezdiaz.com and click the 'MUCH' logo... that'll take you to my VJ page... all you've gotta do is give me a 5 star rating baby!!!
You can also see all my youtube vids.. and if you're savvy enough maybe find a video of me shaking my rump to some Hannah Montana...


Hope to hear from you all soonn...

VOTING ENDS IN 1.5 HOURS...WHICH MEANS...GET VOTING!!! TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND SPREAD SPREAD SPREAD THE WORD!!!

Viva la Brangelina

Hilarity taken from IDLYITW.com
"Bitter, scorned women everywhere are tossing their Haagen-Dazs in the air and high-fiving each other today, because The Daily Mail is reporting that Brad Pitt's relationship with Angelina Jolie is falling apart and to console himself, he's running back to Aniston."

Ok, let's get serious for a second.
Nothing against new media... but do tabloids really think writing about something enough times will make it true?
This is Brangelina we're talking about. A powerful duo of go-getting, gift-giving, great-looking man and woman who show no signs of slowing down. I mean, look at their kid count.... next thing you know it'll be 'Brad and Ange plus Eight'.

Let's remember who Aniston is... or at least who the media has portrayed Aniston to be for the past 5+ years.
A lonely girl with so much emotional baggage that she has not been able to keep a successful enough relationship since the Braniston split....and who is constantly cast in movies where she plays herself... aka.. "He's Just Not That Into You"... or "The Breakup".
Hilarious, really.
I don't know whether she does it on purpose because she knows they are easy roles to play because that is actually her life..or whether she's really got the upper hand on all of this and someday we're all going to find out that the joke is on us and really Jennifer was playing us all for fools and she's secretly been happily married for years and has enough kids to make a whole broadway production comeback of CATS.

Regardless, I'm not buying this Brad and Jen reunion.

Look at these two! They're every guy and girl's wet dream. You can't compare apples to pears.

The VJ Search is ON!!

I CAN HAZ TV JOB NOW PLS?!

Hey guys and dolls,
It's been a while since we last spokem but don't forget that you can follow me and all my nonsense in the quest to be your next MuchMusic VJ by clicking

http://vj.muchmusic.com/gallery/33?previous=57#gallery

and also checking out all of my youtube videos at
http://www.youtube.com/user/inDmajorbb

If that wasn't enough you can also find my Fan Page on Facebook by searching 'Dez Diaz' !!
SUPER KAWAIII!! XD
(Or whatever you kids say these days)

lifestyles of the bored and selfproclaimed-famous

celebrity |səˈlebrətē|
noun ( pl. -ties)
a famous person.
• the state of being well known : his prestige and celebrity grew.

A celebrity is a widely-recognized or notable person who commands a high degree of public and media attention. One may not become a celebrity unless public and mass media interest is piqued.

Those that seek out publicity for themselves are often called a media tart whereas those that use their private life as a vehicle for enhanced celebrity status, sometimes desperately, are referred to as a media whore.

All this social networking got me thinking..
Are we all not celebrities by association? At the very least, 'media tarts'...borderline media whores..
We're our own tabloids, our own paparazzi, we create our own buzz and we 'tip off the press' on our every move, and I do mean our EVERY move, right down to something as little as what we had for breakfast including our own version of product placements since we find it crucial to let the world know we prefer Cheerios over Mini-Wheats, or Starbucks over Second Cup...or that we just don't get how some people can drive Buick's when we should all be driving Mercedes....
We tip off our friends, the public, on where we hang out and what we do and who we're with...who we're dating, who we're hating....
It is virtually impossible not to feel like a silent stalker to many people's lives...keeping track of everyone seems exhausting when you need a social networking application to keep what everyone is doing up to date in real time...because, you know, you can't just call up your friends and ask them what they're up to yourself.
Have we really become that lazy? More importantly, have we really become that self-important where we believe the world actually cares to find out what we're up to at all times of the day, incuding our schedules, locations, preferences and let's not forget photos of proof?

I'm not bashing, since that would make me the biggest hypocrite... I'm on facebook, I joined twitter recently, and have now been suckered into bright kite. But I'm just not getting it..just like I didn't get facebook at the time...or like I still don't get how people build relationships over weeks and months with a person over text messages and e-mails, the odd phone calls, while seeing each other once or twice....

But that's a whole 'nother story...
We are turning into a very lonely group of people... maybe I'm alone in this, but to me it's not enough to see a picture of you eating a hot dog on queen west, or dancing it up at the drake...I want to do and share and experience those things with you. Whether a hot dog, a tv marathon, or a glass of wine...most things are best when shared... posting about it is essentially flaunting it in other people's faces!

/end rant no one will ever read.

I see some ladies tonight who should be having my baby...

Just watched 'He's Just Not That Into You' after doing my best to avoid the hype about the book turned movie... heh, I did pretty well. The movie came out in theaters a month ago! My only commentary on this whole movie is that
a) the book was better.
b) i could not stop laughing during essentially all jennifer aniston scenes as she plays herself in this movie... i'm sure she didn't even have a script, just improv'd her way through it.