Lotsa baby mumbo jumbo happening on TV right now. Mainly, I wanna talk about the Speidi baby dramz... Is this a holiday thing? Like, the holidays come closer and so you figure 'hey you know what would make a GREAT accessory to my louis vuitton purse?.... a BABY!!'
Well, we know ONE girl who's definitely on the train to doomsville.
Ms. Heidi Montag, who I guess now is just Mrs.Pratt (terrible last name, by the way.... sounds more like the sound one makes when spitting bad food back into a napkin) seems to think that a baby is the next step in her married life..
I realize the Hills are scripted and they're about as real as Santa Claus (sorry,kids) but....
This woman's ready to do WHATEVER it takes to have a baby.
Pretty sure her idea of 'dessert' after 'cooking a nice meal for her husband' includes fertility drug and roofie cocktails.... She's on a mission... three puppies weren't enough, she needs a baby to fit into her purse too! THAT'S SO L.A!
Does anyone else agree that the LAST two people on earth who should be allowed to have a baby are Speidi? They can't even formulate proper english sentences, let alone go a day without fighting, or without their collective IQ being questioned...
Editor's note: Let it be known that when I tweeted:
is convinced @heidimontag & @spencerpratt are the LAST two people who should be allowed to have a child. Kids are not accessories/PR Stunts
it resulted on getting an email notification that Speidi were now following ME on twitter! Ha!
that lead to me replying with my version of 'thanks for following me....but not really'
@spencerpratt @heidimontag you guys got 3 puppies. be the brangelina of pets for all i care but please do not spawn off another you.
Anyway..back to the original point..
The sad part is that there are many women who in their life feel the need to do things like these for different reasons, whether to save a relationship, or to create a relationship,for a sense of self-worth...for a sense of 'responsability'...
Regardless of what the reason may be, bringing a child into the world is no easy task. There's no 'undo' button... you can't control alt delete it. It's there. Crying at 4am for you to change its diaper. Then crying at 4pm because you won't let it go out afterschool to play ball with the bros. Then crying at 4:44 because his EI check hasn't come in and he needs money for his fantasy hockey pool. Once a baby, always a baby!
Before any sort of babymaking happens.. I'd suggest Speidi visit a non-actor/real therapist, and seriously take a couple tips from Vince Vaughn in Couples retreat... haha! Spencer Pratt might be the most immature human being on this planet (beating Justin Bobby by MILES, which is saying something) and Heidi isn't too far behind...maybe there's something in the air over in the hills.... too much aerosol and peroxide from the amount of hairspray and bleach they wear in their hair? Who knows!
2..4..6..8 Speidi should not procreate.
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