You've tweeted 3,240 times. Are you God?
Certainly.
Blasphemy aside, I can't believe I've sent that many tweets out. Am I really that self-centered? Oh, nevermind, just saw someone on my list reached 10,000. TEN THOUSAND. What could you possibly have to tell others in ten thousand phrases composed of 140characters or less?!
Is it a play-by-play of the day?
tweet1
hey just woke up. crust in my eye. #goodmorning
tweet2
should probably wash face. eh, screw it. going all natural! #hygienewho?
tweet3
damn,debating brushing teeth before #breakfast.
tweet4
screw it! going all natural ALL the way and munching breakkie first. #lifeinthefastlane
tweet5
@brother: no cereal. or milk. FML :(
tweet6
@everyone: does anyone have any #breakfast i can steal?
tweet7
RT @Brother @dezignated Tweet again and I'm moving out
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